Underwater Basket-Weaving Content Creator & Viral Meme Lord for My Weird Niche Empire

Look, I’m building the internet’s most unhinged, absurdly specific media empire:

Underwater basket-weaving tutorials

Reviews of expired energy drinks

ASMR of printers jamming

Conspiracy theories about why pigeons bob their heads

Cat memes but in Old English

3AM philosophical rants about toast

I need one gloriously deranged human who lives for chaos, trends, and making people say “wtf did I just watch?” but then share it with 47 friends.

If you’ve ever made a 15-second video that caused physical pain to boomers and existential joy to Gen Z — this is your calling.

Responsibilities

Create 40–80 pieces of brain-rotting content per month (Reels, Shorts, TikToks, whatever’s meta this week)

Edit like a caffeinated raccoon on Red Bull

Steal trending audio before it trends

Write captions that make people spit out their drink

Reply to comments with even weirder comments

Occasionally appear on camera wearing a tinfoil hat or scuba mask (your choice)

Turn my drunk 2AM voice notes into viral gold

Required Skills

Can make anything funny in under 11 seconds

CapCut sorcery (or Premiere if you’re fancy)

Knows every trending sound before it trends

Zero shame

Fluent in irony, sarcasm, and absurdism

Nice to Have

Located anywhere with stable internet and questionable life choices

Own a cursed collection of props (bonus if you have a taxidermied raccoon)

Can voice-act like a 19th-century butler or angry toaster

Previously got a video age-restricted for “disturbing content” (but it was just bread)

Typical Weekly/Monthly Tasks

22–35 hours per week (mostly at 2AM when the demons are strongest)

Brainstorming chaos: 5 hrs

Filming/editing: 15–25 hrs

Posting + engaging like a menace: 5–10 hrs

What I Provide

Unlimited CapCut Pro, Canva, meme stash

Budget for cursed props & expired Monster

My unfiltered 3AM voice notes (pure nightmare fuel)

Creative freedom bordering on war crimes

What I Offer

Paid 1-month trial (yes, even if we both get banned week 1)

$500–$2,000 monthly bonuses when we break the algorithm (or the internet)

Rate increases when we hit 10M views or get ratio’d by a celebrity

Lifetime supply of copium

Working Schedule

Whenever the intrusive thoughts win. Ideally daily posts.

Payment Structure

Chaos Goblin Tier – $1,400/month (40 pieces, mild crimes)

Professional Menace Tier – $1,800/month (60 pieces, war crimes)

Agent of Entropy Tier – $2,200/month (80+ pieces, reality-breaking, possible FBI watchlist)

Paid weekly via Wise/PayPal/crypto/doubloons

Tools You’ll Use

CapCut, your shattered sanity, the dark arts

Ideal Candidate

Diagnosed with “too online”

Once got suspended for something beautiful

Believes nothing is sacred

Wants to burn the algorithm down and dance in the ashes

How to Apply

Reply with “Send it to the moon” in the first line and include:

Your most unhinged video (the one your mom cried about)

Monthly rate ($1,400–$2,200 range)

“How many hours of sleep do you average?” (be honest)

One video idea so cursed I’ll need therapy

Your time zone (hell has all zones)